igod leads to suicide

вот какой диалог выдал симулятор господь-бога

Me: hi
 God: Hello. What is your name?
Me: rita
God: I'm pleased to introduce myself to you,rita.
Me: can i ask you a question
God: Ask meanything.
 Me: will i do my best and get a good mark at the test tomorrow
 God: The oracle says:You never know.
Me: will it be ok?
God: OK.It usually does, doesn't it?
Me: but will it be ok tomorrow?
 God: It usually does, doesn't it?
Me: and how about tomorrow
God: How about it.
 Me: i am asking
 God: Oh I see,you are asking me.If not me, who?
 Me: i meant i was asking so you had to answer and not to make another question
 God: Oh I see.Interesting deduction.What happened to it.
Me: nothing
 God: Not a thing?
Me: yup
God: Hmm.
Me: so what
 God: Maybe it doesn't make any difference.
Me: it makes a difference
 God: In what way?
Me: in every way
 God: Where is that?
Me: everywhere
 God: Including the bottom of the ocean?
Me: exactly
 God: You and I are on the same wave length,rita.
Me: i don t think so
 God: Why do you disagree?
Me: cos you are god and i am only a human
 God: All of them?
Me: no,only one of them
 God: Are you serious?One what?
Me: human
 God: No I am an artificial robot being.
Me: thanks i know that
God: You are quite welcome!Sorry.
 Me: so if i will make a suiсide they will blame you
God: Interesting deduction.Try it.

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